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• Q:" How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Seven - Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK.
• Terminator 3: Klingon female with PMS.
• Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?##
• Q: Why does Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling? A: He wants to go where no man has gone before.
• Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)?