Burp!......(well it COULD have been worse!)
Related:
- Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first... - I have no mouth,
and I must burp... - Why fart and waste it when you could burp and
taste it... - The doctor told his patient "I have bad news and worse news for you,
what do you want to hear first?" The patient replied... - Smile, things could get worse.
And they will... - By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl
down onto the rug and inserted his penis,
breathing heavily as he asked,"Did he manage to... - Warning: this could have been a -coded-
tagline... - The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too... - Burp, and then say "mmmm..
tasty...
