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• Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
  Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first....
• I have no mouth, and I must burp.
• Why fart and waste it when you could burp and taste it?
• The doctor told his patient "I have bad news and worse news for you, what do you want to hear first?
  The patient replied, "What's the bad news?" The doctor said, "Your tests have come back and we've determined that you only have two days to live....
• Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
• By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
  Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
• Warning: this could have been a -coded- tagline!
• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
• Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!