You Want To Smell My WHAT?
You want to smell my WHAT?
Well what is it you want? We want..... A SHRUBBERY!!!!
You want me to clean what???
You smell wet. Let's Party.
If you want my advice, pay me!
My hovercraft... You don't want to know.
Q. Do you know what mothballs smell like? A. Yes. Q.
Really, how do you get their little legs apart?...
I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
What more do you want? A T-Shirt?