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• U are in a maze of twisty tag-lines, all alike...
• You are in a maze of twisty little passages.
• When all think alike, then no one is thinking.
• Maxims For The Internet Age * Home is where you hang your @ * A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
  * You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. * Great groups from little icons grow....
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  It should look something like this: SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS 2386 PROCESSOR OR HIGHER 628....
• A CHINESE PERSON IS HAVING DINNER WITH HIS JEWISH FRIEND.
  AS BOTH ARE ABSORBED WITH THEIR MEAL, THE JEWISH FRIEND HAULS OFF AND BELTS HIS CHINESE FRIEND, KNOCKING HIM TO THE FLOOR....
• This sounds suspiciously like one of David Brenner's "Best Practical Jokes In The World".
  He claimed to do this and put the slip back, three or four slips down....
• Aren't Computers Grand... 1. Home is where you hang your @ 2.
  The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail....