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• Practice safe computing: Write-Protect tabs.
• Captain Condom says: "Wrap that Rascal".
• It's impossible to keep tabs on blondes, so use VISA!
• And that's a wrap!
• Do not write in this space! For office use only!
• FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
• If you're gonna use s, at least write yer own! (c)
• NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK Cover your stump before you hump.
  Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your Willie....
• NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK Cover your stump before you hump.
  Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your Willie....