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• No hangovers -- stay drunk!!!
• Building Bigger and Better Hangove
• The Beer Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern.
  Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen....
• Avoid polysyllabification!
• Avoid reality at all costs!
• Poverty is inconvenient, try to avoid it.
• Avoid Mailmen . . . they are carriers!