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• Well, it seems that JEDR got his way... I saw this in rec.
  humor.d, and thought it oughta be brought over here....
• Why I otta...!
• From msmith@topaz.rutgers.edu Wed Dec 7 19:35:24 1988 Flag
  000000000000 From: msmith@topaz.rutgers.edu (Mark Robert Smith) Subjec...
• In article <10279@watdragon.waterloo.edu> jyegiguere@lotus.
  waterloo.edu (Eric Giguere) writes: | Well, if anyone's been wondering why rec....
• Mark Smith (alias Smitty) "Be careful when looking into the distance, RPO 1604
  P.O. Box 5063 that you do not miss what is right under your nose....
• I still don't remember, why I hated it.
• Where am I . . . and why am I in this handbasket?
• Where am I? And why am I in this handbasket??
• ("I am a pyromaniac. Are you not one, too?" "Why not?")