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• This ##gl#n# has a VIRUS in it - don't steal it...
• The first grade teacher assigns her class to use the word "contagious" in a sentence.
  The next day, she asks who has their assignment done....
• Who ya gonna call?.....**** Virus Busters **** !!!
• With software like OS/2, who needs a Viru
• What the heck is that?????....is it contagious?
• WARNING! This message is contagious!
• All...Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows :-)
• Two men were hunting in the hills of Kentucky. Bo turned to Jim-Bob, after taking a sip from his sixth beer of the hour, and said that he needed to step into the bushes for a minute.
  So Bo walked out of sight and pulled out his dick....