Related:

• 1st man: My dog's got no nose. 2nd man: How does he smell?
  1st man: Awful. (Traditional) 1st man: My dog's got no nose....
• Uh oh. Your zip file is open!
• Uh, oh ... Your Zip file is open.
• Uh, oh...Your ZIP file is ope
• Uh-Oh! Look who's on her broomstick tonight!
• Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children.
  The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back"....
• I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
  humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
• 1st Pole: "Oh, no! The cops are following us. Are their flashers on?
  2nd Pole: "Yep ...nope...yep...nope......