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• NOT an A.S.P. Sanctioned or approved BBS
• Approved and tested birth control methods - by The Pope
• All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.
• Congress has approved an increase in the national debt ceiling.
  The surprising thing is there are reporters and editors who still think this is news....
• Republicans approved their most conservative platform since 1964.
  Apparently extremism in the defense of boredom is no vice....
• Only In Texas The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged their joint venture with the US auto makers for the past five years.
  The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash....
• Heard at the Oakland, Ca airport: Pilot: Oakland Ground, Cessna 1234 at Sierra Academy, Taxi, Destination Stockton.
  Ground: Cessna 1234, Taxi Approved, report leaving the airport....
• When the 13 colonies approved independence, 12 said yes and New York abstained.
  Should it have been worded: "We hold these truths to be 92.3 percent self-evident"?...
• in the mid-80s, there were 2 rich men who were constantly arguing over the purpose of the head on a man's penis.
  one man insisted that it was for the pleasure of the man, and the other insisted that it was for the pleasure of the woman....