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• Seen in the men's room: Stand close, It's *shorter* than you think.
• I saw in today's paper that skirts are getting shorter and shorter.
  If so, it will echo the '60s. First there were miniskirts, then microskirts....
• Q: What do you do in case of fallout? A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
• Q: What do you do in the event of fallout? A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
• What do you do in case of fallout? Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
• Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you. RUN FASTER!
• One day St. Peter had to go on some very important business, so he left a minor saint in charge of the Pearly Gates and instructed him to get proof of identity before he let anyone in.
  So the minor saint was sitting around when Beethoven arrived....
• Which gets you to NY faster : The 16 bit bus or the 8 bi
• How do you make a Mac faster? Throw it harder!