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• The answer is SEX, now, what was the question?
• An astronomer on an extended lecture tour became weary of delivering the same lecture night after night.
  He confided this state of mind to his chauffeur as they were driving to their next destination....
• Ask a Silly Question... Returning from an all-services conference, a Navy Officer and an Air Force Officer found themselves seated next to each other on the long flight from LA to DC.
  After an hour or so into the flight, the Navy Officer leaned over to the Air Force Officer and asked him if he would like to play a fun game....
• Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde....
• Getting Older... A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?
  The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure....
• On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question.
  For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs....
• Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the answer!!
• Note: If answer to last question begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised* What do you want to be IF you grow up?
  I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse....
• Joe's Accident... Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe....