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• Thanks, for a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business.
  Thanks, for a nation of finks. -- William S. Burroughs, "A Thanksgiving Praye...
• This reminds me of something a friend of mine did to get even with a landlord that evicted him.
  There was a hole in one of his walls so he put a couple of dead fish in in the hole....
• Enter subscriptions in his name to the most filthy homo/bondage/snuff > magazines you can find, and change his address by one so his NEIGHBOR > receives them.
  His neighbors will not only be disgusted by his perver- > sions, they will also be irritated by the fact that he is too dumb to > even get his address right on a subscription....
• But then, nobody's perfect.
• Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out!
• Nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goe
• If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
• Nobody HAS to do anything
• NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!