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• Survival tip: Never MOON a werewolf.
• Never moon a werewolf.
• Never Moon A Lycanthrope!
• What's the key to survival in the Greek army? Never leave your buddies' behind....
• HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar!
• Survival - a dying art...
• Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
• Non-Sequitur Quotations "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  Ed Bluestone "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron....
• Rule #2 - Never make a rich man poor.