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• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
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• One Liners Worth Remembering Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soa
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• I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders!
• Q: Then he says 'I have to kill you because you can identify me'. A: Did he kill you?
• More One Liners * If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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