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• It's always darkest right before you step in dog mess!
• Step on no pets!
• Crewman Green, step on that rock!
• GUI? Don't step in it!
• Never step in anything soft.
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  The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explains that she can't have sex with anyone who is married as that would be a sin....
• Why doesn't Smoky the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot, he hits her over the head with his shovel.
• What are the three occasions an Italian man visits his priest?
  His first communion, when he gets married, and before his electrocution....