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Standards? Sure, we've got hundreds of 'em!
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Gee, there must be hundreds of em! -- Carl Sagan, age
Carl Sagan as a child:"Gee,there must be hundreds of em!
You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
We couldn't agree on a format for the standards manual.
Standards? What standards? Whose standards?
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!
