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  What do Jeff and the squirrels have in common? They're both storing up nuts for the winter!...
• Chip and Dale were eating nuts one day and arguing over what kind of tree they were sitting in.
  About that time Woody Woodpecker flies by and hears the commotion....
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• There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom.
  She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up. The pharmacist said "What brand of condoms to you prefer ma'am....
• Why don't cats like to swim?
• SWIM SLOWLY,....YOU'LL SEE MORE
• Why do elephants lay on their backs? To trip low flying canaries.
• Taglines--A place to dry wet tags.