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• All-Star baseball game afterthought: If they were worried about wind in Candlestick why did they let Howard Cosell talk?
  Gary Hart said if he got nominated he'd also have picked Geraldine Ferraro as a running mate....
• A Fix-it Ticket An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
  Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning....
• Yeah... THAT's the ticket!
• Unknown A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk, my son.
  Soon you will have urges and feelings you've never had before....
• Why do women have pussies? So men will talk to them.
• Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels!
• Faster than a speeding ticket!