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• POLITICAL Q. Why don't congressmen use bookmarks? A.
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• Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
  Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out towards a cosmos of nothingness....
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• I am writing this on the morning following an event of great national shock.
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• Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
• HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE TURNING REPUBLICAN (By Dave Barry) The Republicans have a high Beady-eyed
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