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• An Israeli tank hit an Egyptian tank. The Egyptian jumped out of his tank, frantically waving a white flag.
  The Israeli jumped out of his tank shout- ing, "Whiplash! Whiplash!...
• Two inhabitants of hell were taking a walk when a frigid breeze blew by.
  Then a storm dumped several inches of snow. The men looked around in amaze- ment....
• A father took his young son to the opera for the first time.
  The conductor started waving the baton, and the soprano began her aria....
• Overheard in a student computer lab: Client (raising hand and waving frantically)
  The computer says 'Enter your name and press RETURN....
• The Turtle... Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.
  After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air, waving his legs....
• An Italian and a German were riding in an elevator when the German cut loose with a really loud, explosive fart.
  The Italian couldn't handle it, started waving both arms in front of his face, and said, "I'm sorry, in Italy we NEVER fart like that"....
• Late one scorching day in old New Mexico, the Lone Ranger rode up to a bar, dismounted and tied up Silver.
  He was sitting at the bar, enjoying a well- earned drink, when his faithful sidekick ran in....