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• How do you unload a truck full of babies? With a pitchfolk.
• How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork.
• What do you call three dead babies in a pile? A stool.
• How do you get 100 babies in a telephone booth? Blender.
• Parent Definitions... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
  DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside....
• Do test tube babies have navels...hmmmmmmmmm..???
• Do Alabama babies have a southern drool?
• Some thoughts... -- Spotted on the back of a tshirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad
  If you see me running, try to keep up." -- Light travels faster than sound....
• Q. Why do you feed babies baked beans? A. So you can find them in the dark.