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  AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on....
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  but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway....
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  I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1....
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  UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct. Custome...
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  I heard a lot of words like "data input" and "beta version....
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  If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands....
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  He wisened up and stopped playing them when the various administrations of the computer centers found out who it was....
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  Much of my education came from jokes played on me by my more knowledgeable friends....