A Pole, a Jew, and a Mexican were in Kuwait, and all three were killed.
They all went to hell, where the Devil told them "I'm havin a REAL busy
day here guys, and frankly I don't have time to take care of you properly.
Tell ya' what, give me $5 each and I'll send you right back where you came
from." The Pole promptly paid the $5 and found himself back in the war zone,
where he ran to report to his company commander. The CO was curious, of
course, as to where the other two guys were. To which the Pole replied,
"Well, when I left, Goldstein was trying to talk him down, and Lopez was
looking for a co-signer ..."
They all went to hell, where the Devil told them "I'm havin a REAL busy
day here guys, and frankly I don't have time to take care of you properly.
Tell ya' what, give me $5 each and I'll send you right back where you came
from." The Pole promptly paid the $5 and found himself back in the war zone,
where he ran to report to his company commander. The CO was curious, of
course, as to where the other two guys were. To which the Pole replied,
"Well, when I left, Goldstein was trying to talk him down, and Lopez was
looking for a co-signer ..."
Related:
- This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
There was this girl driving along the highway, when... - LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE
by Kip Adotta
It was Cucumber the First;
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and... - The Wizard of Zone
Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little
black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived
on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - Fresh Every 2.7 Days
PEE YU PLATTER
Clothes Pins Extra
HOO FLUNG POO
Napkins & Raincoats Provided
SUC SUM TIT
Children's Special
YUNG POON TANG
No Take Out Orders Accepted
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
SUM YUNG CHICK.
$6.99 Different and Delicious ... - When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a
witch,
and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to... - Proof By Intimidation
----- -- ------------
A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front... - How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in-
Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt... - A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and
tried striking up a conversation .
"Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies...
