96 Prince Absalom Lay With His Sister And Bundled And Nibbled And Kissed He
96 Prince Absalom lay with his sister
And bundled and nibbled and kissed her,
But the kid was so tight,
And it was deep night --
Though he shot at the target, he missed her.
A young redneck lay with his sister And bundled and nibbled and kissed her, But the kid was so tight, And it was deep night -- Though he shot at the target, he missed her.
After a late night out with the boys, the man undressed and slipped into bed with his wife.
Are you awake honey?" he whispered. When he got no response, he kissed her on the lips....
A young man, in love with a girl he wanted to make love to, was so ashamed of his small penis that he was afraid of bringing up the question, or of letting her see him naked.
One dark night he drove her around in his car and parked in a dark lane....
Once upon a time, a man was walking along the beach when he saw a beautiful girl who, sadly, had no legs.
She was in her wheelchair bawling her eyes out. "What's wrong?...
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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
Unknown A gunman apparently hired to kill a woman shot at her several times in Edwards, Colo.
but missed. So he tried hitting her with rocks. He was so inept that he was still at it when police arrived, and so nervous that when confronted by the responding officer that he had a heart attack and died on the spot....
One day a boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Dad whats the difference between hypothetically and reality?
His father said, "Well son I'll show you. Go over to your mother and ask her if she would screw the guy across the street for $...
The Night Before Christmas According to Moms It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, While visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie, flipped through their heads....