Some Ways To Annoy Others... ** At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point your hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Some Ways To Annoy Others...
** At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point your hair dryer at
passing cars to see if they slow down.
** Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
** Insist that your e-mail address be: zena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com
** Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.
** Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair
dancing.
** Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
** Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
** Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
** In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
** Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
** Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up
the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
** Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."