Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All of my autopsies have been performed on dead people.
A: All of my autopsies have been performed on dead people.
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- Most language is spoken language, and most words
once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air... - Lawyer Laughs
They're things people actually said in court
word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July... - Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips'
by Richard Lederer
Most language is spoken language
and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever... - From davidbe@sco.UUCP Wed Feb 15 18:30:06 1989
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excerpted from
"Kids Who Eat Paste
performed by The Brunching Shuttlecocks written... - Some Thoughts...
1. Kids in the back seat cause accidents
accidents in the back seat cause kids. 2. It's not... - You have to wonder about any period in history in which
people are saying that God is dead and Elvis... - LIGHT BULB JOKES
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and... - How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in
Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt...
