Maryann Was Absent December 11-16, Because She Had A Fever, Sore Throat, Headache, And Upset Stomach.

Maryann Was Absent December 11-16, Because She Had A Fever, Sore Throat, Headache, And Upset Stomach.

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Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't
the berst either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going
around school, her father even got hot last night.

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