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• KEEPING MY PACKED POWDER DRY Skiing. I could think of no good reason to go back up there.
  I didn’t have to deplete last week’s discretionary funds or risk humiliation, broken limbs and frostbite to pay the mortgage, re-stock the refrigerator or tune-up the truck....
• Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
• ASCii, ASCii... Ah downhill ski!!!
• What screams and can't turn round in corridors? A baby with a javelin through its neck.
• Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
• Ike, Mike and Mustard were on a weekend outing staying at The Olde Log Inn resort.
  Mustard decided to take a nature hike and ended up missing for two days....
• Brad Templeton, Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo
  Ontario 519/884-7473 (sung to the tune of Three Blind Mice) Visualize how they perambulate, Visualize how they perambulate....
• In SWEDISH roulette, one of six birth-control pills is replaced with an Aspirin.
  In AUSTRIAN roulette, six people sit in a cafe drinking wine, one of the wines is Austrian made....
• This is more of a practical joke WITH a Beetle . . .
  . MIT has some very wide, very long corridors that turn out to be VW-accessible....