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• Q: How long does it take a DEC repairman to change a light bulb?
  A: It depends on how many burnt out light bulbs he brought with him....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many Field Service Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" That depends on how many defective bulbs they brought....
• Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a human?
  A: It depends on whether or not they think lightbulbs' rights are worth fighting for....
• Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Depends on what you want to change it into....
• Q:" How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" It depends on what you want to change it into....
• Q:" How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but it takes at least three light bulbs....