I am getting a divorce.
Related:
- Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
- Things to Remember:
Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.... - Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a
divorce.
My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with.... - I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
- But I was just getting interested!
- 28 of the World's Biggest Lies...
1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.... - I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!
- I am schizophrenic, and so am I.

