I Am Getting A Divorce.
I am getting a divorce.
Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
Things to Remember: Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician....
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a divorce.
My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with....
I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
But I was just getting interested!
28 of the World's Biggest Lies... 1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you....
I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!
I am schizophrenic, and so am I.