Guest Book - Ricky Martin - 05/24/2023


Name:   Ricky Martin
Gender:   Male
Comments:   I am a mexican-american, and I love your site.. so much so that I jerk off all over my little brother's face and propel wet burrito-style shits into my dog's mouth while I'm reading all of the highly-erotic entries in here.. Gazpacho!..
Fortune:   5) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. --Unknown, presumed deceased

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