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• Lisa: I can't believe you're not still popular. Ba
  What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?...
• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• Bart: Dad, when did you record an album? Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son.
  It was only eight years ago. Bart: Dad, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago....
• Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
  Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....
• Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?
  Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album. Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Marge: Homer, you're going to be famous! Homer: Yeah, but I'm not gonna let it change our lives.
  I'll be the same loving father I've always been....
• Homer: We were about to learn an iron law of show busine
  what goes up must come down. Lisa: What about Bob Hope?...
• Homer: Hey, fellows, I'm back! Carl: Oh, that's great.
  Your replacement was getting tired. [shot of a chicken in Homer's chair, pecking the controls] Hey, Queenie, you can go now!...
• Lisa: Wow, look at all this Be Sharps merchandise. Lunch boxes.
  .. coffee mugs...funny foam...[squirts some on Homer] Home...