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• Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest.
  -- Bart takes a bath, "The New Kid on the Block...
• Laura: Are you all right? Bart's brain: She's beautiful.
  Say something clever. Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell on my bottom....
• Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier! Boy: It's my nerves, sir.
  I just can't stand the barking any more. Bart: Your nerves!...
• Homer: I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
  Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister....
• Bart: What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules.
  Lisa+Laura: [wistful sigh] -- "The New Kid on the Block...
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• I will not bury the new kid.
• As usual, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way. -- Bart, "The New Kid on the Block