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  So I suppose all those people in the Third World are not starving--they're bored....
• Abe: Aw, who needs her? Now I'll have more time to read things I find on the ground.
  [picks something up] "La...tex...con...do"...boy, I'd like to live in one of those!...
• Gypsy robot: You want to die? Bender: No, I wanna live!
  There's still too many things I don't own....
• Character is made by many acts; it may be lost by a single one. Anon.
• Bart: Aha! Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean i
  I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be a star....
• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• I thank the goodness and the grace Which on my birth have smiled, And made me, in these Christian days, A happy Christian child.
  -- Jane Taylor (1783-1824) -- A Child's Hymn of Praise...
• If anyone wants to learn more about zinc, they're welcome to stay.
  ... We can talk about anything. ... I'll do your homework for ya?...
• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...