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  Uh, me? Man 2: Right here. Man 3: I'm drunk right now!...
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• Horst: You will be given a six-week treatment at our drying-out facility in Hawaii, after which you will return at full pay.
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• Homer: Hey, you guys aren't from around here, are you?
  Man 1: Ach, nein. We are from Chermany. He is from ze East....
• You look sharp today, sir." "You looken sharpen todayen, mein Herr.
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• Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchamajigger, I'm nothing!
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