Dear Advertisers,
I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television.
We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter,
resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment
was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never
want to hear on television again. Number one: Bra. Number two:
Horny.
Number three: Family Jewels.
-- Grampa Simpson, "Bart the General"
I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television.
We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter,
resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment
was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never
want to hear on television again. Number one: Bra. Number two:
Horny.
Number three: Family Jewels.
-- Grampa Simpson, "Bart the General"
Related:
- Homer: Son...my dear son, from now I'm going to be a good and attentive
father.
And for starters, your old man is going to teach you... - I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will
get you through life.
Number one, `Cover for me.' Number two, `Oh, good... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - I am Number Two."
"WHO IS NUMBER ONE?...."
"You are Number Six."
"I AM NOT A NUMBER!
I AM A FREE MAN!" -- The... - I want to share something with you:
The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: [whispers] Cover for me. Number 2: Oh... - If I could read your mind, love,
What a tale your thoughts could tell,
Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore... - I thought I was too old. I thought my time had passed.
I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain, or see... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - There are a good number of people who watch delayed action football games
on television.
Already, before they watch, they know who is going...
From the same category:
- Frink: You've got to listen to me.
Elementary chaos theory tells us that all... - Luanne: I want a divorce!
[everyone gasps]
Kirk:
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute]... - Tour guide: Welcome to "Enchantment Lane" where all the parts come
together and Malibu Stacy is born.
Some folks say there's a little touch of... - But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien
forces acting in ways we can't perceive.
Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. When you... - Burns: [to Barney] I'm riding on the bus!
Barney: Hey,
aren't you that guy everybody hates? Burns: Oh, my...
