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• Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor.
  It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey...
• Lisa: Here's a good job at the fireworks factory. Home
  Those perfectionists, forget it. Lisa: How about this, a supervising technician at the toxic waste dump....
• Supervisor: All right, who's responsible for this?
  [everyone points at Homer] Homer: [meekly raises his hand] Superviso...
• Burns: Hear me out Simpson! I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor, or supervising technician, or whatever the hell you used to be.
  I want you to be in charge of safety here at the plant....
• Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
• For too much rest itself becomes a pain.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xv, Line 429...
• Who love too much, hate in the like extreme, And both the golden mean alike condemn.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xv, Line 79...
• A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean lady who knits.
  Crime and Punishment LITE(tm) -- by Fyodor Dostoevski A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later feels guilty and apologizes....
• Homer: [thinking] Oh, I thought this thing was going to be catered.
  Boy, am I hungry. I mean, I'm really, really, hungry....