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• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
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• Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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• All I want to know is: WHY ME?
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• I know what 's what, and have always taken care of the main chance.
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