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Big Bill McCloskey Coming Up. As Soon As He Pops Out, We'll Go Right To The Post-game Show.
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Big Bill McCloskey coming up. As soon as he pops out, we'll go right to
the post-game show.
-- Dan Horde calls the game between the 'Topes and
Shelbyville, "Dancin' Homer"
Related:
Wait a minute, we're not having a drug test tomorrow, are we?
-- Homer suspects a trap when Burns buys him a beer at the ball game, "Dancin' Home...
Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters....
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie
and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop....
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie
and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop....
Kent: Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill.
The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be -- "The Killbot Factory....
Lisa: What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville.
They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall....