NOW HEAR THIS, THE FATHER-SON SACK RACE WILL BEGIN IN FIVE MINUTES ON THE NORTH LAWN.

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NOW HEAR THIS, THE FATHER-SON SACK RACE WILL BEGIN IN FIVE MINUTES
ON THE NORTH LAWN. PARTICIPATION IS MANDATORY, REPEAT MANDATORY.
THAT IS ALL.
-- Picnic announcement, "There's No Disgrace Like Home"

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