Bob: I, I'm Older, I Get The Top Bunk. Cecil: Oh, Poppycock, I Called It At The Arraignment.
Bob: I, I'm older, I get the top bunk.
Cecil: Oh, poppycock, I called it at the arraignment. [Bob is
victorious.] [Cecil brushes himself off] So, when do they bring
us the menus?
-- Sharp learning curve ahead,
"The Brother From Another Series"
You've brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don't relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Bob: You can't do this! I saved the children's lives, I'm a hero!
Cecil: [craftily] Tell them they'll live to regret this....
Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too.
Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?...
Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer....
Lisa: Oh, it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.
Bob: Oh, I see. When it's one of _my_ evil schemes, you can't foil it fast enough, but when _Cecil_ tries to kill you, it's [imitating her] hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless....
Cecil: There it is, the future site of the Springfield hydroelectric dam.
Bob: Just the thought of all that raw power makes me wonder why the hell I should care....