McAllister: Jonathan Livingston Seagull! We're On A Collision Course!

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McAllister: Jonathan Livingston Seagull! We're on a collision course!
Hard a-starboard!
Sailor: [just checking] Uh, port?
McAllister: [quietly] Aye, port.
-- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"

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