Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili.
Lisa: [bored] I saw it, Bart.
Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat.
Lisa: What hat?
Bart: Pff. Ah, this baby's wasted on an idiot like you.
-- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Lisa: [bored] I saw it, Bart.
Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat.
Lisa: What hat?
Bart: Pff. Ah, this baby's wasted on an idiot like you.
-- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
- Bart: Hey look! Is that dad?
Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje ... - Lisa: I'm gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate
and add meat.
Bart: I'm gonna go claim some valuables at the lost... - Bart: ...so then I says to Mabel, I says...
[Homer walks in]
Homer:
Hi, kids! Bart: I'll finish this later. Hi, Dad.... - Homer: Hey, who cut something out of my paper?
[Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his
wife and children]
Lisa:
Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer... - Bart: Where's Homer?
Marge: [through clenched teeth] Your father decided he'd rather come
home in a taxi.
[to herself] Or a police car. -- "El Viaje Misterioso... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Homer: Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Now where are my chili boots? [finds... - Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
[Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
