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• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
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  Lisa: Bart, no! -- The price to pay, "Homerpalooza...
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....