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• Bart: Hello, Southern hemisphere? Which way does the water go in your toilet?
  Man 1: [sighs] Just a minute, I'll check. [walks into bathroom...
• Lisa: [walking in] Bart, you can't actually _call_ these places.
  Don't you know how expensive international calls are?...
• Bart: I can't get a straight answer out of this crazy hemisphere.
  [tries another number] [a phone rings in a car in a foreign country] Adolf...
• Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
  Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both swirl down the sink, shampoo first] Yay!...
• Bruno, the Australian: This is an outrage! I'm going to take this all the way to the Prime Minister!
  [Yells out window] Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy! Episode: 2F13, Bart vs. Australia...
• Lisa: Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern hemisphere.
  Bart: What the hell is the "Southern hemisphere"? Lisa...
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Bart: [bursting in] Mom! Dad! Homer+Marge: Don't turn on the light!
  Don't turn on the light! Bart: There's a UFO outside my window....
• Bruno: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of parliament.
  [yells out window] Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you....