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NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F23

Nobody likes sunburn slappe
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money. -- Arthur Mille
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
-- Jim Samuel...
The tanned appearance of many Londoners is not a sunburn- it is rust.
Lawyers are like nuclear bombs and PC clones. Nobody likes them, but the other guy's got one, so I better get one too.

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