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I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F13

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. -- Samuel Johnso
I will not burp in class.
I will not bring sheep to class.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.

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