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FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF23

RAMBO XIV....This time it's optional!
Some equipment shown is optional.
This is an offense-optional message.
Whips required... Chains optional...
Weinberg's First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Nienberg's Law Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Progress is made on alternate Fridays. -- Weinberg's First Law

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